Brand X: Never Trust a Wookie

Brand X Manifesto

Brand X is comprised of 4 interwoven strands. Brand Xers shall not unilaterally add extra full fledged or even temporary strands unless prior consent has been received by all founding Brand members.
No Brand Xer shall engage in unilateral witty side banter, unless the purpose of said action is clarify something that will be shared momentarily to the entire Brand and that will be hilarious.
Brand Xers shall not treat other members like trained monkeys who should dance on cue. Brand Xers may, however, cajole, threaten or blackmail other Brand Xers to entice them to participate in witty banter.
The core competency of Brand X is to make fun of Chewy.
Brand Xers stories will be considered truly hilarious only if there’s some self-deprecating qualities to them.
If one Brand X strand believes they are dating a "hot" strand and the other strands disagree, they should not tell said delusional Brand X strand until after the relationship fails.
* The Brand X Manifesto may be amended only by unanimous agreement by the 4 strands.